Friday, 31 January 2014

Sales 4 Guna ho gayi

Ek Seth ne pappu ko dukaan pe Rakha.
Sales 4 Guna ho gayi..
Seth ek din pappu se milne shoppe aaya toh
woh Grahak ko Fishing
Rod bechraha tha,
Seth khada ho k dekhne laga,
grahak ne 800 me fishing rod kharid lia...
.
Pappu bola- Itne mehnge joote
pehan ke fishing karoge?
Sports shoe le lo...
Usne 600 ke shoes le liye.............
.
Pappu bola-Dhoop lagegi,
ek Capbhi lo,
usne le li
.
Pappu bola-Fishing karte waqt
bhookh lagegi to kuch khane kole lo
.
Usne chips, biscuit le liye........
.
Woh bola fish rakhne ke liye ek
basket le lo,..
usne le lia.
.
Iss tarah uska bill 8000 bana.
.
Seth bahut khush hua bola-Tum acche salesman ho,
Wo keval fishng rod lene aaya tha orTumne itna saman bech diya..
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Pappu : Sethji wo to Biwi ke liye
"WHISPER" lene aaya tha,Maine bola-7 din kya karega,
Jajake machali pakaD....xP ;D

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