KHOON-KHARABA PASAND NAHI HAI.

EK LADKA LADKI SE: ME KUNWARI LADKIYO SE SEX NAHI KARTA...
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LADKI : WO KYON..?.
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LADKA : KYON KE MUJHE KHOON-KHARABA PASAND NAHI HAI.

Nokia N92

7up Nahe, 6up,

Santa G Dukandar Se.

1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Santa G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.

Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nahe,
6up,
1 Down Hay

aaj tak kisi ladki ko aankh

God swear aaj tak kisi ladki ko aankh
uta kar nahi dekha
jisko b dekha hai
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saala aankhey faad faad kar dekha
hai.

"JAAGO AASHIQ JAAGO"

Aapki Girlfriend Jab Bhi,
Aapko Koi Romantic SMS Kare,
To Ye Mat Sochiye Ki,
Kitna Romantic Hai,
Balke Ye Sochiye Ke,
Uske Paas Ye SMS Aaya Kha Se,
"JAAGO AASHIQ JAAGO"

Aftr Drinking

Aftr Drinking

'MEN' talk unnecessarily,
Become emotional,
Drive badly,
Stop thinking,
Fight 4 nothng,

'WOMEN' can do all this without Drinking...
"Natural Talent!!!

Tumne Bachche Ki Kyu Maari?

Judge 2 Muzrim:-

Judge-Tumne Bachche Ki Kyu Maari?

Muzrim- JahaPanah Bachcha Khubsurat Tha Aur Thand Lag Rahi Thi,

Judge-Bachcha Kaisa Hain Aur Kya Kar Raha Hain?

Muzrim-Bachcha Khush Hain Aur Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hain.

Arz karta hun bhenchod :

Arz karta hun bhenchod :

Lund ki awaj ko damdar kehte hai,
fati chut ko bekar kehte hain,
Sirf chodne ka nam mohabat nahi
hota,
kisi ki yado me mutthiya marne ko bhi
pyar kehte Hai..

Unki gali se guzre,to chaubara nazar
aaya,
unki gali se guzre, to chaubara nazar
aaya,
uski Maa bahar aa k boli-
gand faad dungi bhosdi k jo dobara
nazar aya..

Aaj Uska Dil Phir 'DUKHA' Diya Humne,
Apne Pyar Ka Karz 'CHUKA' Diya
Humne.
De kar Lalach Use
'ICE-CREAM' Ka,
Andhere Me Apna "LUND" chusa Diya
Humne...

Dil todne ki saja nahi milti,
Dil tutne ki wajah nahi milti,
MAAL to bahut fass jaate hai mere
dost...
Bas unhey thokne ki jagah nahi milti....!

Kutumminar ko dekhker lokesh ka
dimag dauda.
Kutumminar ko dekhker lokesh ka
dimag dauda
Aasmaan ko chodne chala dharti ka
loda...

Dena Hai Lund Daan Me,
Dena Hai lund Daan Me,
"AE Dost" Hai Koi CHOOT Dhyaan Mei?
Agar nahi hai to yeh Gum ka Ghoot Bhi
pee lenge
Teri gaand mar k hi jee lenge

Dilbar k hamne pyar se jo boob daba
diye.
zara gour farmaiye.
dilbar k hamne pyar se jo boob daba
diye.
Bhen ki lodi ne laat mar ke humare
GOTE suja diye.

SHHAM DIYO SE SAJAYE BAITHE HAI,
KHUSHBU SASO ME BASAYE BAITHE
HAI,
UNKI DIWANGI TO DEKHO,
GIRL FRIEND RAAT KO ANE WALI HAI,
AUR WO DOPAHAR SE HI CONDOM
LAGAYE BAITHE Hai.

Gaalib Ne Arz Kiya:
Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo
Kehte Hai Ki
Choot Per Baal Hai..
Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo
Kehte Hai Ki
Choot Per Baal Hai..
Arey..
Yeh Toh Laude Ko
Fasane Ke Liye
Bichhaya Huwa
Jaal Hain..!

Arz hai
Har ek LuND Pe Likha Hai
ek CHUT Ka Nam!
Wah!Wah!
pehle sun to le lawde
Har 1 LuND Pe Likha H
1 CHUT Ka Nam!
To Fir Q nhi dete Ho Hatho Ko aram?

Door goan me ek basti thi jaha pe
randia sasti thi.
unki gand me itni masti thi
jaha dalo hasti thi.
magar aap kyu haste ho usi goan ke
lagte ho

chodan chodan kare sabhi
chod sake na koye
jab chodne ki bari ayi
land khada na hoye
Na Chodo kisi ko itna
ke Uski Choot Tumhari kamjori Ban
Jaye.
Usey Chodo kuchh Iss Tarah
ke Tumhra Lund Uske Liye zaroori ban
jae !

prince

Human Female Dog

Helo Moto

Dekha Kitni Tight hai

GIRL


Meri choot mn Ungli Dalo


2sri B Dalo


Ab Pura hath Dalo.


Ab Dusra hath Dalo.


Ab Dono Hathon Se Tali Bajao

BOY:

Nahi Bajti

GIRL:


Dekha Kitni Tight hai